Volcan Veins

I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots & pans
Aug 21 '14

i really want to sleep AUGHUGHGUHGUHEGGUHDGH

Aug 21 '14

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Aug 21 '14

livercreme:

God Morgon, my name is Kensson.

I am a 27 year old American Tönt (Geek for you utlänningar). I draw Moomin and John Bauer on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Swedish games. (Minecraft, XIII, Goat Simulator)

I train with my bössa every day, this superior weapon can shoot clean through certain types of wood, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my hunting license two years ago and I have been getting better every day. 

I speak Swedish fluently, both Stockholm and Scanian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Swedish history and their jantelag code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Swedish visa, I am moving to Stockholm to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a designer for IKEA or a game designer!

I own several H&M articles of clothing, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Sweden, so I can fit in easier. I ignore my fellow humans and speak Swedish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. 

Wish me luck in Sweden!

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Aug 21 '14

Anonymous asked:

fuck my mind apart

IF YUO COMMIT ANY CRIME AT SEA, YOU ARE A PIRATE

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Aug 21 '14

oddbagel asked:

weh

HONK

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Aug 21 '14

oddbagel asked:

cumgay

oddbagel

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Aug 21 '14

oddbagel asked:

what's up baby boo

nothing much

Tags: oddbagel

Aug 21 '14

assdeluxe asked:

you are my hero

I am not a hero. I just wanted to defend a city which I had fallen in love with and I wanted to protect all the precious lives in it. I just wanted all the pain and suffering to end. I did what I thought was right.

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Aug 21 '14
howquicktheyforget:

PIxel commission to toucat over da, thank you ! ( ´͈ ॢꇴ `͈ॢ)・*♡

howquicktheyforget:

PIxel commission to toucat over da, thank you ! ( ´͈ ॢꇴ `͈ॢ)・*♡

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Aug 21 '14
kogamo:

just my camera *is holding a camera* just my little camera that i am holding here

kogamo:

just my camera *is holding a camera* just my little camera that i am holding here

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Aug 21 '14
collageartbyjesse:

"use your illusion III"
hand-cut collage
society6 tumblr facebook twitter

collageartbyjesse:

"use your illusion III"

hand-cut collage

society6 tumblr facebook twitter

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Aug 21 '14

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Aug 21 '14
tm31415:

江口寿史-ジャンプワークス2「すすめ!!パイレーツ」選手カード(2005)

tm31415:

江口寿史-ジャンプワークス2「すすめ!!パイレーツ」選手カード(2005)

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Aug 20 '14
90s90s90s:

Nirvana “Hanson” T-Shirt AVAILABLE HERE

90s90s90s:

Nirvana “Hanson” T-Shirt AVAILABLE HERE

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Aug 20 '14
unxcornis:

Curious reindeer by Anne Katja Gaup

unxcornis:

Curious reindeer by Anne Katja Gaup

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